funny birthday gifts for dad (26)

Here. Pick a long sleeve, choose a colour and a size, and check out. The shirts go to United States addresses only, and most orders arrive within 6 to 10 business days after you place them.

These lines carry no age, so they suit a seventieth as well as any other birthday. For lines built around the number, see the funny 70th birthday long sleeves for men. Both pages use the same unisex cotton shirts, so size and care are the same.

Clothing he will actually wear, with a line that matches his humor. "I drop babies" is for the deadpan one. "Going through a midlife crisis" is for the one who jokes first. "Don't tell my mom" is for the secret keeper.

A long sleeve covers the arms and a tee is the lighter choice. The designs overlap, so you can match the same line on either one. See the funny birthday t-shirts for dad.

Check the size guide for chest width and length in each size. The shirt is a unisex cut, so use the same chart whether you are shopping for him, a stepdad or a father-in-law.

Wash it cold, inside out, in mild detergent without bleach. Let it air dry when possible, since cotton can shrink with heat. If you iron, use a low setting with the steam off and the shirt turned inside out.