funny birthday gifts for dad (24)

Order one on this page. Choose a saying, then a colour and a size at checkout. We deliver to addresses in the United States, and parcels typically take 6 to 10 business days, so leave some margin.

A sweatshirt. It has the same fleece-lined inside as a hoodie, without the hood or drawstrings. The three lines named on this page all run across a plain front, so nothing competes with the words.

Yes. Each line is short enough to caption a birthday photo. Post a picture of him in the sweatshirt and let the words do the work. "It's not rocket surgery" is the shortest of the three.

It crosses two stock phrases for hard jobs, rocket science and brain surgery, into one that does not exist, then uses it to call a task easy. The mix-up is deliberate, and the joke is that it sounds almost right.

Choose the sweatshirt if he does not want a hood. Choose the funny birthday hoodies for dad if he likes a pocket for his hands. Both are cotton outside, fleece inside and cut unisex.