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Funny long sleeve shirt gifts for wife, explained
Her husband's dating profile, quoted back to him at dinner. Funny long sleeve gifts for wife make the reading dramatic. "Physically capable, emotionally unavailable" lists his strengths and his weakness the way a dating app would, and she can wear it to the table and wait for him to defend himself. Wearing "If you haven't met a short king ...look down", she points the room at her husband, a man of small stature and large confidence, one glance below eye level, and she is proud of her pick. Combed, ring-spun cotton, a regular unisex cut, the print on the front for easy reading.
Funny gifts for wife: long sleeve shirt questions
What does "If you haven't met a short king ...look down" mean?
It introduces a short man with confidence by sending everyone's eyes downward to find him. A wife wearing it brags about her husband's height and his nerve in a single glance.
Can a husband wear a funny wife shirt too?
Yes. A short husband wears the short king line himself at the party, and his wife gets to point down. Unisex in cut, one long sleeve works for both of them.
Is a long sleeve shirt a good gift for a wife?
Yes, for a wife who prefers sleeves to a hood. The long sleeve carries the same jokes as the tee, and the cotton layers under a jacket for fall dinners and Christmas parties.
Does the long sleeve shrink?
A little, if the dryer gets involved. Washing cold and air drying avoids that, and a cool iron, inside out and without steam, handles the wrinkles.
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