Lost husband, no reward.™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Lost husband, no reward." is a funny marriage long sleeve shirt that copies the lost-pet flyer. A real flyer has a photo, a phone number and maybe a reward. What does the line mean? It means someone is missing, nobody is looking, and the finder gets nothing. Funny marriage long sleeve shirts for adults usually complain about the husband in the third person. This funny husband long sleeve shirt posts the notice on the lamppost and goes home. It is a joke for a couple where both of them are laughing, and an anti-Valentine's Day long sleeve shirt with a marriage gift for her attached.
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