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Funny Mother's Day long sleeve gifts for wife, explained
A wife who has an opinion ready in every room gets funny long sleeve shirts as Mother's Day gifts for wife, with a layer to carry it. "I'm not settling, I'm just settling down" plays on two meanings of the word: settling for less, which is what her sister whispered at the rehearsal dinner, and settling down, which is the mortgage. "But does he put the seat down?" is the one interview question that matters about a husband, and a wife wearing it gave him that exam years ago, with the toilet seat as the test. Cotton, regular unisex fit, XS to 2XL.
Funny Mother's Day long sleeve gifts for wife: questions
What is a funny long sleeve shirt for a wife on Mother's Day?
"But does he put the seat down?" suits the wife who has run the test for years, and "I'm not settling, I'm just settling down" suits the one who got the last word at the wedding.
Do long sleeve shirts come in sizes above 2XL?
No. The chart stops at 2XL on a regular unisex fit. Before you order, compare a long sleeve from her closet with the chest and length figures on the size guide.
Is the long sleeve cotton?
Yes, combed and ring-spun cotton. Dryer use causes slight shrinkage, so cold water, inside out, mild detergent and an air dry are the safer choices, and she should fold it rather than hang it.
When will a Mother's Day long sleeve arrive?
Plan on six to ten business days after ordering, US addresses only. A wrong guess is fixable: the return window is 21 days from delivery, and approval is paid out as a gift card.
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