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Funny inappropriate office trucker hats, explained
No desk drawer can hide the inappropriate gifts for the office that come as funny trucker hats, because the embroidery shows from across the parking lot. "I'm more of a Samantha" picks the Sex and the City friend with the most dates and the least shame, an answer given before anybody asks the question. "Thought I was beta ...till I met you" is a put-down built from pack slang, where beta means the lesser one: the speaker thought they were the lesser one until you walked in and turned out to be worse. The hat is a structured trucker: crown, mesh panels, curved visor and snapback, made of 60% cotton and 40% polyester.
Funny inappropriate office trucker hats: questions
Is a trucker hat a good inappropriate gift for the office?
Yes, for the coworker who wears a hat to the company picnic. The embroidered line gets quoted back at the grill, and "Not friendly to families" is the pick for the colleague who volunteers to run the bounce house.
What does "I'm more of a Samantha" mean?
Of the four friends in Sex and the City, Samantha is the one who sets the tone for the evening and never apologizes for the check. Saying you are more of a Samantha announces which kind of night you plan to have.
What does "Thought I was beta ...till I met you" mean?
It plays on the alpha and beta ranking. The person in the hat thought they were the weakest link in the pack, then met someone who ranks even lower, which makes the line an insult with a modest face on.
How do I wash a funny trucker hat?
The hat is hand wash only, so the machine and the dryer are out. A basin of cool to lukewarm water with a little mild detergent does it; go easy, skip bleach and scrubbing, and rinse in cool clean water.
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