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Funny inappropriate office hoodies, explained
Among inappropriate gifts for the office, funny hoodies tell the building to keep walking. "Introverted, don't say hi" is the out-of-office reply worn as clothing: the owner is away from small talk until further notice, valid in elevators, kitchens and any hallway with a handshake in it. "Mansplaining is short for man explaining" defines the word for the man about to demonstrate it, which saves the meeting four minutes. Under the print sit a fleece-lined interior and a cotton face, with flat drawstrings and a pouch pocket, XS through 3XL.
Funny inappropriate office hoodies: questions
Can you wear a hoodie like this to the office?
Depends on the dress code and the boss. Over a collared shirt it reads as business casual with a secret, and the pouch pocket holds a phone and a grudge.
What does "Introverted, don't say hi" mean?
It asks the room to skip the greeting. The person in the hoodie has used up the week's social energy, the elevator is a trap, and the best hello today is a nod from three desks away.
Who is "Mansplaining is short for man explaining" for?
Anyone who has lost ten minutes to a man explaining the thing they do for a living. It also suits the man who knows his habit and wears the confession first, and "Let me explain condescending" is the same joke with the dictionary open.
How should I wash the hoodie?
Flip it inside out and run it cold with mild detergent; bleach is out. Let it dry on a rack, since heat can shrink cotton, and keep it in a drawer rather than on a hanger so the neckline survives the year.
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