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Funny inappropriate office t-shirts, explained

Inappropriate gifts for the office start with funny t-shirts that HR can read from the doorway and cannot quite object to. "Summer body currently under renovation" is the closed-for-repairs sign on a restaurant: the doors are locked, the scaffolding is up and the grand reopening keeps moving. "Lost dignity, reward if found" files a baggage claim: description, gray; last seen at the holiday party; distinguishing marks, regret; the airline says it may turn up in another city. Combed ring-spun cotton, a unisex cut, XS to 3XL.

Funny inappropriate office t-shirts: questions

What are funny inappropriate gifts for adults?

Gifts that say the quiet part out loud and still pass for clean. A t-shirt does it best: one line, no packaging, and a coworker who laughs before deciding whether to report it.

Are inappropriate gifts okay for the office?

The safest ones aim the joke at the owner. "Lost hair, reward if found" is a missing-person notice for the owner's own hairline, so the only person offended is the one who already knew. Read your office, then pick the line.

What does "Summer body currently under renovation" mean?

It says the body is closed for construction, with no reopening date. That line is a confession dressed as a work-site sign, worn by anyone who skipped the gym since the last holiday party.

What size t-shirt should I order?

Pick from XS to 3XL, cut unisex. A tee the recipient already likes, laid flat and measured across the chest, tells you which width to find in the inch chart on the size guide.

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