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Funny midlife crisis long sleeves, explained
The early adopters of a midlife crisis get funny long sleeve shirts, because the crisis has started arriving ahead of schedule. "Early life crisis" schedules the panic decades before the sports car, so the doubts arrive with the first apartment lease instead of the first gray hair. "Hi, I'm your imaginary friend" introduces a grown adult as the invisible friend only he can see, and it suits a person who talks to himself in the mirror. The cotton comes in a regular unisex fit and XS to 2XL.
Funny midlife crisis long sleeves: questions
Are long sleeve shirts good midlife crisis gifts?
Yes, because the crisis needs an outfit. With a line on the chest, it goes under a leather jacket, which is the usual first purchase.
What does "Everyone needs a starter marriage" mean?
It treats the first marriage as practice for the real one, like a starter home with a leaky roof. Worn mid crisis, it is a man announcing the next chapter before the lawyer does.
What size long sleeve should I buy?
The size guide lists the long sleeve in inches for each size, XS up to 2XL. Check a long sleeve that already fits and choose the closest.
What if the gift does not fit?
An approved return comes back as a gift card, so ask within three weeks of delivery. Getting the box across the US takes six to ten business days.
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