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Funny midlife crisis mugs, explained
Midlife crisis gifts get through the day on caffeine, and funny mugs make the caffeine a punchline. "I'm just here for the free refills" explains why he shows up to the meeting, the party and the marriage counselor: wherever the coffee is free, he is present. "My response is always immature" reads like a performance review he wrote himself, delivered at forty-five with a smirk. Glossy black ceramic with a C-shaped handle and 11 oz of capacity, and the dishwasher and microwave are both fine with it.
Funny midlife crisis mugs: questions
Is a mug a good midlife crisis gift?
Yes. The crisis runs on coffee, and the mug turns it into a visible habit. The mug holds 11 oz, goes in the microwave and tells the office what the crisis is without a speech.
Can I put this mug in the dishwasher?
Yes. Use the top rack for a normal dishwasher cycle, as the care page advises, or reheat the coffee in the microwave, which the mug page approves. Hand washing is fine.
What does "Old & Immature" mean on a mug?
A man with a mortgage, a retirement account and the humor of a seventh grader in the lunch line. The mug sits on the desk of a coworker who still laughs first at his own jokes.
Can I return a mug that arrives damaged?
Yes, a mug that comes broken is refunded or replaced, and any other return can be requested for 21 days after delivery. Expect six to ten business days across the US.
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