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Funny midlife crisis sweatshirts, explained
A midlife crisis deserves a layer with an opinion, and funny sweatshirts have two. "My therapist gave up" announces a resignation on the therapist's side, and the client counts it as progress. "Society wants to fix me" lists the self-help books on the nightstand, the diet apps and the well-meaning neighbors, then declines them all with one sentence and a shrug. Cotton outside and fleece inside, the crewneck is the layer for the garage, the couch and the long drive home.
Funny midlife crisis sweatshirts: questions
What causes a midlife crisis?
Birthdays with zeros, mostly, a mirror and a coworker who just bought a motorcycle. That is the funny answer; the clinical one is a conversation for a professional, not a sweatshirt.
What does "My therapist gave up" mean?
Being too much work for a person paid to work is the joke. The client wears it proudly, which suggests the therapy is going fine.
What does "If Leo asks, I'm 24" mean on a midlife sweatshirt?
It points at the Leonardo DiCaprio gag that his dates stop at 25, so a man in his crisis lowers his age to 24 just in case. The sweatshirt says the plan is a lie and the plan is committed.
How long does a sweatshirt take to arrive?
US only, with delivery in six to ten business days. Returns are open for three weeks after delivery, and an approved return is issued as a gift card.
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