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Funny new job mug gifts, explained
The nameplate takes a week, so the mug claims the desk first. Funny mug gifts for a new job start with "I'm just here for the free refills", which names the real perk of the new job, the coffee machine, a joke the whole break room already shares. "Addicted to procrastination" is a diagnosis for the person who sits down to start and ends up alphabetizing the pens. It is glossy black, 100% ceramic and 11 oz, and it rides from the car to the cubicle and back to the dishwasher.
Funny new job mug gifts: questions
Is a mug a good gift for a new job?
The safest desk gift there is, because nothing about a mug needs checking before it is given. It also gets used on day one, which is the best any new job gift can promise.
What does "Sorry, I was procrastinating" mean?
It apologizes for lateness and attaches the real reason, a combination that works better in a mug than in an email. A new hire confesses in advance, and the first five minutes at a desk are a confession anyway.
Can the mug go in the dishwasher and the microwave?
Yes to both. A dishwasher run belongs on the top rack at a normal cycle, the office sink is the backup, and the microwave handles the 3 p.m. reheat.
How far ahead should I order a new job mug?
It delivers in the US only, 6 to 10 business days after the order, so buy it two weeks before the start date. A mug that misses can go back with a request inside 21 days of delivery, for gift card credit.
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