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Funny new job long sleeve gifts, explained
"The best jobs have no collars" skips blue collar and white collar both, which leaves the dream job with no dress code, no tie and a neckline that needs no starch. "You collects dollars, I collects commas" brags about money by counting commas, which only show up once the number gets big, and the broken grammar is the second joke. Funny long sleeve gifts for a new job suit the person who traded the dress shirt for a layer with no buttons. It is regular fit and unisex, XS to 2XL, in combed, ring-spun cotton.
Funny new job long sleeve gifts: questions
What sizes do long sleeve shirts come in?
A regular unisex fit comes in XS to 2XL, which is where the chart ends. Check a long sleeve already in the closet against the size guide and take the closest match.
What are good funny new job gifts for her?
A layer with a punchline. The long sleeve works under a blazer and over a tee, and "Fake it, till we make it" is the honest motto of a first month, when everyone is a little behind and nobody says so.
Are the lines on this page office safe?
They are. The set keeps profanity and innuendo out, so a new hire can wear any of them to a Monday standup without a follow-up email from HR.
How should a long sleeve shirt be washed?
Wash it cold, turned inside out, with a mild detergent and no bleach. Air drying is best, low heat is the fallback, and any ironing happens inside out on low with no steam.
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