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Funny new job t-shirt gifts, explained
A new hire gets a few quiet weeks before the first performance review, and funny t-shirt gifts for a new job should land inside them. "My boss thinks I'm working" states the whole strategy of week one: sit near a screen, nod through onboarding and look busy until someone believes it. "Don't think too much, you might hurt yourself" is the advice of a seasoned coworker to the new hire who asks why the process works this way, delivered with concern and no answer. The tee has tapered shoulders and a unisex cut, which looks like effort under a blazer.
Funny new job t-shirt gifts: questions
What is a good gift for a new job?
Something funny that fits the desk and the dress code, which points to a tee or a mug. A line about looking busy gets a laugh from the new hire and from the cubicle next door.
What does "Take credit, not responsibility" mean?
That is the unwritten rule of the meeting room: the win goes on your slide and the miss goes on the vendor. A new hire in this shirt announces that the game is already understood, or about to be.
Are these funny new job gifts office safe?
Yes. This collection keeps profanity and innuendo out of every line, so nothing on the shirt needs a conversation with HR and the break room can read it over a shoulder.
What size t-shirt fits a new coworker?
Compare a tee the new hire already owns with the size guide and take the nearest row. The sizing is unisex, XS to 3XL, and the fabric stays combed and ring-spun cotton from the smallest size to the largest.
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