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Funny new job hoodie gifts, explained

Week one ends on a couch, and funny hoodie gifts for a new job are meant for the weekend after it. "Don't judge, it's my day off" answers the colleague who spots the newcomer at the grocery store at noon on a Tuesday, a hire who has not earned a day off yet. "I need a life cheat code" asks the game for a shortcut to rent, taxes and a decent first review, and no code has ever been found. Flat drawstrings close the hood, a pouch pocket carries the phone and the badge, and the inside is fleece-lined.

Funny new job hoodie gifts: questions

Is a hoodie a good gift for a new job?

A good gift for the person, not for the dress code, so give it for the weekend and the commute. A pouch pocket takes the phone and the badge, and the cotton face sits over a fleece lining.

What does "I need a life cheat code" mean?

It treats adulthood as a video game and asks for the code that skips the boring levels, such as rent, taxes and open enrollment. Nobody has found one, which is the second joke.

What is a funny new job gift for her?

A hoodie with a line that sounds like her, handed over before the first Monday. The unisex cut runs XS to 3XL, and the size guide settles the size for a sister, a friend or a coworker she has not met yet.

How does a gift hoodie get returned?

Returns run 21 days from delivery with gift card credit, and a damaged hoodie is refunded or replaced. Order before the start date, since week one is the only week a new hire is excused for looking lost.

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