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Funny new job sweatshirt gifts, explained

No hood means nowhere to hide on the open floor, so the new hire may as well look approachable. "You overthink, I barely think" splits the office into two camps, and the barely-thinking camp is the happier one at 5 p.m. "Remind me to remember" requests a reminder to set a reminder, which is how the first week's task list works for most new hires. These funny sweatshirt gifts for a new job have fleece inside and cotton outside, in a unisex cut that runs XS to 3XL.

Funny new job sweatshirt gifts: questions

Is a sweatshirt a good gift for a new job?

It works for the hire who is cold in every conference room. The sweatshirt has a fleece-lined interior and no hood, so it reads as casual Friday and not as a day off.

What does "I'm dumber than I look, but smarter than I sound" mean?

It rates the new hire on two scales and lands in the middle: dumber than the face suggests, smarter than the mouth does. That is the honest self-review for a first week of introductions, when everyone judges in both directions.

Hoodie or sweatshirt for a new job gift?

Choose the sweatshirt for the office and the hoodie for the couch. Both share the fleece-lined interior and the unisex cut, and the sweatshirt drops the hood, which matters in an open floor plan.

Can a new job sweatshirt be returned?

Yes, if the request comes within 21 days of delivery, and the credit lands as a gift card. A damaged item is refunded or replaced, so a wrong size or a surprise is settled before the probation period ends.

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