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Lost husband, no reward.™

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Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Lost husband, no reward." is a funny marriage trucker hat that copies the lost-pet flyer. A real flyer has a photo, a phone number and maybe a reward. What does the line mean? It means someone is missing, nobody is looking, and the finder gets nothing. Funny marriage trucker hats for adults usually complain about the husband in the third person. This funny husband trucker hat posts the notice on the lamppost and goes home. It is a joke for a couple where both of them are laughing, and an anti-Valentine's Day trucker hat with a marriage gift for her attached.

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