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Funny Valentine's Day trucker hat gifts for husband, explained
For a man with a hat for every occasion, Valentine's Day gifts for husband look funny in trucker hats. "DM's are my mating call" updates the courtship display from birdsong to a direct message, and on a married man it is a retired act he still brags about. "If you haven't met a short king ...look down" is a royal decree from a man of modest height: check the floor, and while you are down there, stop looking down on him. The hat is embroidered on the front, with mesh panels, a curved visor and a snapback at the back, in a blend of 60% cotton and 40% polyester.
Funny Valentine's Day trucker hat gifts for husband: questions
Is a trucker hat a good Valentine's Day gift for a husband?
Yes, if he wears one already. The embroidered line sits on the front, the snapback adjusts at the back, and his wife gets a quotable gift for the group chat.
What does "DM's are my mating call" mean?
Old courtship was flowers and a phone call; his version is a slide into her messages at midnight. Worn by a married man, it is a bragging hat: the message worked, and the proof is at the dinner table.
What does short king mean on a hat?
A short king is a shorter man who wears his height with pride, a title the internet handed out. The hat asks the room to look down for the king, and the visor keeps the sun off his crown.
How do I clean the trucker hat?
Hand wash only. Fill a basin with cool to lukewarm water, add a drop of mild detergent, skip the bleach and do not scrub, then rinse in cool clean water. Machines are for shirts.
What does "Color blind to red flags" mean?
The red flags are the warning signs in a partner, and he is color blind to them, which is how he ended up married. It reads as a self-roast with a compliment inside: he saw the signs, shrugged and stayed.
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