Alcohol treats me best™
Hoodie
Style
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Alcohol treats me best" is a funny dating hoodie for anyone whose longest relationship is with a bottle. What does "Alcohol treats me best" mean? "Treats" does double duty: it is how a partner behaves, and it is how a doctor handles a patient. Here the drink wins on both counts: gentle, free of drama and strong enough to fix a bad day. A dating humor hoodie that gave up on people, a funny drinking hoodie that picked the bar stool instead, and a fair match for the funny hoodies for singles.
