Alcohol treats me best™
Mug
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Details
Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Alcohol treats me best" is a funny dating coffee mug for anyone whose longest relationship is with a bottle. What does "Alcohol treats me best" mean? "Treats" does double duty: it is how a partner behaves, and it is how a doctor handles a patient. Here the drink wins on both counts: gentle, free of drama and strong enough to fix a bad day. A dating humor coffee mug that gave up on people, a funny drinking coffee mug that picked the bar stool instead, and a fair match for the funny coffee mugs for singles.
