Alcohol treats me best™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
Regular price
Sale price
$32.00
Unit price
per
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Free shipping for orders $75+
Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Alcohol treats me best" is a funny dating t-shirt that runs on two meanings of "treats". What does "Alcohol treats me best" mean? Alcohol is kind to the speaker, kinder than most dates, and alcohol is also the medicine the speaker prescribes. It shows up on time, listens without interrupting and never cancels. It lands as a dating humor t-shirt for the single who stopped swiping, a funny drinking t-shirt for the table where the best company is a glass, and one of the funny t-shirts for singles who keep a standing order at the bar.
