Alcohol treats me best™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Alcohol treats me best" is a funny dating trucker hat that runs on two meanings of "treats". What does "Alcohol treats me best" mean? Alcohol is kind to the speaker, kinder than most dates, and alcohol is also the medicine the speaker prescribes. It shows up on time, listens without interrupting and never cancels. It lands as a dating humor trucker hat for the single who stopped swiping, a funny drinking trucker hat for the table where the best company is a glass, and one of the funny trucker hats for singles who keep a standing order at the bar.
