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I thank alcohol
for meeting my boyfriend™

Hoodie

Regular price $60
Regular price Sale price $60.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.

Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

A reference letter, in the speaker's words: "I thank alcohol for meeting my boyfriend". What does "I thank alcohol for meeting my boyfriend" mean? The speaker met the boyfriend through a few drinks, and gives alcohol the credit for finding the nerve. The joke is the missing sober version of the story, in which nobody speaks and everyone goes home alone. This funny drinking hoodie says thank you in public. It is a funny boyfriend hoodie for the one whose relationship began at last call, with a drinking humor hoodie and a sentimental streak. The story is old news to funny dating hoodies for women.

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