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I thank alcohol
for meeting my boyfriend™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

From the brim of someone who got lucky at the bar: "I thank alcohol for meeting my boyfriend". What does "I thank alcohol for meeting my boyfriend" mean? The speaker met the boyfriend thanks to alcohol and says so, which is how you thank a bartender who never asked for a toast. The humor is in the order of events: drinks, nerve, hello, relationship. Take it as a funny drinking trucker hat for last call and a funny boyfriend trucker hat for the one who stayed. A drinking humor trucker hat suits the retelling. Back to the same stool go funny dating trucker hats for women, on purpose.

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