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I thank alcohol
for meeting my boyfriend™

Mug

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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

The retelling happens over coffee: "I thank alcohol for meeting my boyfriend". What does "I thank alcohol for meeting my boyfriend" mean? Alcohol arranged the meeting with the boyfriend, and the speaker is thanking it, the way people thank the host who seated them next to someone interesting. The sober version of the story is shorter and sadder. This funny drinking coffee mug is a drinking humor coffee mug for the morning-after debrief. It also makes a funny boyfriend coffee mug for the couple at the next table. With more detail, funny dating coffee mugs for women tell it better.

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