I thank alcohol
for meeting my boyfriend™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Cupid is replaced by a bartender in "I thank alcohol for meeting my boyfriend", a funny drinking t-shirt for barstool couples. So what does "I thank alcohol for meeting my boyfriend" mean? The speaker is grateful to alcohol for the introduction, because liquid courage turned a glance across the room into a conversation. Nobody has to say what happened to the standards. Credit the bartender and you get a funny boyfriend t-shirt, with a drinking humor t-shirt for the couple who tell the story. Someone good at a bad hour is the plot of funny dating t-shirts for women.
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