I trust Biden
with my daughter™
Sweatshirt
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Details
Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I trust Biden with my daughter" is a funny family sweatshirt for parents who give a sitter reference in the voice of someone who clearly does not mean it. What does "I trust Biden with my daughter" mean? The sarcasm is the point. Joe Biden's reputation for standing too close to women and leaning in is the running gag. The daughter is just the reference format, and a glowing recommendation is the driest way to roast a man who treats a handshake as a long conversation. That is a family humor sweatshirt and a funny political sweatshirt in one. Funny family sweatshirts for women are rarely this dry.
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