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I trust Biden
with my daughter™

Longsleeve

Regular price $42
Regular price Sale price $42.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.

Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"I trust Biden with my daughter" is a funny family long sleeve shirt that sounds like praise and means a polite no. What does "I trust Biden with my daughter" mean? It is sarcasm aimed at a politician's public image: the lean-in, the close talking around women, the personal-space promise he made on video. The reference letter is the vehicle and the daughter is only its format; the punchline is the reputation, and the parents answer it by stepping back. It works as a family humor long sleeve shirt and a funny political long sleeve shirt. Funny family long sleeve shirts for women seldom get a recommendation this unconvincing.

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