I trust Biden
with my daughter™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I trust Biden with my daughter" is a funny family long sleeve shirt that sounds like praise and means a polite no. What does "I trust Biden with my daughter" mean? It is sarcasm aimed at a politician's public image: the lean-in, the close talking around women, the personal-space promise he made on video. The reference letter is the vehicle and the daughter is only its format; the punchline is the reputation, and the parents answer it by stepping back. It works as a family humor long sleeve shirt and a funny political long sleeve shirt. Funny family long sleeve shirts for women seldom get a recommendation this unconvincing.
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