I trust Biden
with my daughter™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I trust Biden with my daughter" is a funny family t-shirt written as a deadpan reference letter, for anyone who winces at a politician's name. What does "I trust Biden with my daughter" mean? The opposite. The joke is the mock reference letter, with the daughter as its format, and the target is Biden's reputation for leaning in on women and the personal-space promise he made on camera. The parents' verdict is a step back. It is a family humor t-shirt and a funny political t-shirt that signs the letter. Funny family t-shirts for women usually vouch for someone; this one vouches for nobody.
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