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I trust Biden
with my daughter™

Hat

Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"I trust Biden with my daughter" is a funny family trucker hat for anyone who gets the personal-space joke before the sentence ends. Picture a babysitter's recommendation read in the flattest voice possible. What does "I trust Biden with my daughter" mean? Nobody believes it, including the person saying it, and the parents' only review is one step back. The daughter is just the format; the target is Joe Biden's image as the man who leans in on women. Wear it as a family humor trucker hat or a funny political trucker hat. Funny family trucker hats for women rarely carry a reference nobody would sign.

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