I'm not cold, I'm on crack™
Mug
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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
No, it is not the thermostat: "I'm not cold, I'm on crack". What does "I'm not cold, I'm on crack" mean? It means the speaker is asked about the shaking and answers with the least innocent reason available, a drug, instead of the cold. This funny sayings coffee mug is a sarcastic coffee mug and a witty coffee mug for people whose confessions come before breakfast. Funny sayings coffee mugs for men and women usually settle for the weather. The coffee in this one is the mild version.
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