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I'm not cold, I'm on crack™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
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Sale price
$32.00
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"I'm not cold, I'm on crack" flips the safest excuse for shivering into the worst confession, a funny sayings t-shirt for the visibly shaky. What does "I'm not cold, I'm on crack" mean? Someone asks if the speaker is cold, and instead of saying yes the speaker names a drug as the reason for the shaking. A sarcastic t-shirt with a punchline that invites more questions, it is also a witty t-shirt for anyone who overshares. Funny sayings t-shirts for men and women get no bolder than this excuse. Nobody asks twice.
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