I'm not cold, I'm on crack™
Sweatshirt
Regular price
$50
Regular price
Sale price
$50.00
Unit price
per
Free shipping for orders $75+
Free shipping for orders $75+
Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The usual excuse is the weather, so the weather loses in "I'm not cold, I'm on crack". What does "I'm not cold, I'm on crack" mean? It means that, instead of blaming the draft, the speaker blames a drug, the worst available alibi and so the funniest. A funny sayings sweatshirt for anyone twitchy at a quiet meeting, it is a sarcastic sweatshirt and a witty sweatshirt. Funny sayings sweatshirts for men and women blame the draft. This one does not bother.
