I'm not cold, I'm on crack™
Hat
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Under a brim, an excuse that makes things worse: "I'm not cold, I'm on crack". What does "I'm not cold, I'm on crack" mean? It means that, instead of admitting the room is cold, the speaker picks a far less innocent reason for the shaking, a drug, said with a straight face. This funny sayings trucker hat is a sarcastic trucker hat for the group that no longer asks, and a witty trucker hat that suits a bad morning. Funny sayings trucker hats for men and women blame the weather. This one blames something else.
