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Lost son, no reward™

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Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.

Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
  • Air-dry on a flat surface
  • Do not bleach

Material

60% cotton / 40% polyester
  • Structured
  • Curved visor
  • Lightweight, breathable mesh
  • Unisex
  • Adjustable snapback closure
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Lost son, no reward" is a funny parenting trucker hat that pins a missing-pet poster on a kid. What does "Lost son, no reward" mean? Those posters usually dangle cash for a safe return; this one drops the cash and keeps the sigh, which tells you how hard the search is going. Parents who stopped checking the driveway get a sarcastic parenting trucker hat. Funny parenting trucker hats for women whose son took the car and stayed gone need no justification, and a parenting gag gift for Mother's Day beats flowers when the poster is already hung.

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