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Lost son, no reward™

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Regular price $32
Regular price Sale price $32.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.

Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Lost son, no reward" is a funny parenting t-shirt that pins a missing-pet poster on a kid. What does "Lost son, no reward" mean? Those posters usually dangle cash for a safe return; this one drops the cash and keeps the sigh, which tells you how hard the search is going. Parents who stopped checking the driveway get a sarcastic parenting t-shirt. Funny parenting t-shirts for women whose son took the car and stayed gone need no justification, and a parenting gag gift for Mother's Day beats flowers when the poster is already hung.

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