My shawty positions
just got liquidated™
Mug
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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Coffee at the open, heartbreak at the close: "My shawty positions just got liquidated". What does "My shawty positions just got liquidated" mean? A position is a bet, and liquidation is the forced end when a leveraged bet fails. Shawty is slang for a girlfriend, so the bet was on love and it did not clear. The funny dating coffee mug is a relationship humor coffee mug for the morning chart check. It also serves as a funny crypto coffee mug at the desk, and works as a Valentine's Day gift for anyone who trades emotionally.
