My shawty positions
just got liquidated™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Overleveraged and under-loved: "My shawty positions just got liquidated". What does "My shawty positions just got liquidated" mean? The speaker borrows trading words for a dating disaster: a position is a bet, liquidated means closed out by force, and shawty means the girlfriend. This funny dating trucker hat carries a relationship humor trucker hat and a candlestick chart behind it. It doubles as a funny crypto trucker hat for the long hold, and it makes a Valentine's Day gift for the trader nobody calls back.
