My shawty positions
just got liquidated™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
The chart went down and so did the dating life: "My shawty positions just got liquidated". What does "My shawty positions just got liquidated" mean? Positions are the bets a trader holds, liquidated is the forced sale when the margin runs out, and shawty is slang for a girlfriend. The sweatshirt reports a total wipeout in the one market with no refunds. This funny dating sweatshirt speaks trader slang and doubles as a relationship humor sweatshirt for the dip. Add a funny crypto sweatshirt for the long hold, or give it as a Valentine's Day gift that tells the truth about leverage.
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