My shawty positions
just got liquidated™
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"My shawty positions just got liquidated" reports a breakup in trading slang, a funny dating t-shirt for anyone who bet on love with borrowed money. What does "My shawty positions just got liquidated" mean? Shawty is slang for a girlfriend, a position is a bet, and liquidated is what happens when a leveraged bet fails and the broker sells your collateral. The romance went the way of the margin account, all at once. Call it a relationship humor t-shirt for a funny crypto t-shirt crowd. For the trader who sees the chart and the ex on one screen, it works as a Valentine's Day gift.
