Nobody counts seconds
like someone who needs a smoke™
Mug
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Details
Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Nobody counts seconds like someone who needs a smoke" is a funny smoking coffee mug that measures patience in craving. What does "Nobody counts seconds like someone who needs a smoke" mean? Waiting is easy until the thing you are waiting for is a cigarette, and then the clock slows down on purpose. That is a smoker humor coffee mug from someone who has already counted to sixty twice. This sarcastic smoking coffee mug is about patience, or the lack of it. Funny smoking coffee mugs for men and women rarely admit the habit is mostly waiting.
