Nobody counts seconds
like someone who needs a smoke™
Shirt
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Nobody counts seconds like someone who needs a smoke" is a funny smoking t-shirt about the longest minute in the workday. What does "Nobody counts seconds like someone who needs a smoke" mean? A meeting, a red light or a slow cashier stretches time for the person waiting to light up, and every tick gets counted out loud. This is a smoker humor t-shirt for the one who checks the clock before the meeting has started. It also suits the break room as a sarcastic smoking t-shirt. Funny smoking t-shirts for men and women usually brag about the habit; this one only complains about the wait.
