Nobody counts seconds
like someone who needs a smoke™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Nobody counts seconds like someone who needs a smoke" is a funny smoking trucker hat about the longest minute in the workday. What does "Nobody counts seconds like someone who needs a smoke" mean? A meeting, a red light or a slow cashier stretches time for the person waiting to light up, and every tick gets counted out loud. This is a smoker humor trucker hat for the one who checks the clock before the meeting has started. It also suits the break room as a sarcastic smoking trucker hat. Funny smoking trucker hats for men and women usually brag about the habit; this one only complains about the wait.
