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Nobody counts seconds
like someone who needs a smoke™

Longsleeve

Regular price $42
Regular price Sale price $42.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.

Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Nobody counts seconds like someone who needs a smoke" is a funny smoking long sleeve shirt that measures patience in craving. What does "Nobody counts seconds like someone who needs a smoke" mean? Waiting is easy until the thing you are waiting for is a cigarette, and then the clock slows down on purpose. That is a smoker humor long sleeve shirt from someone who has already counted to sixty twice. This sarcastic smoking long sleeve shirt is about patience, or the lack of it. Funny smoking long sleeve shirts for men and women rarely admit the habit is mostly waiting.

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