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Roofied myself
to wake up in the future™

Mug

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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Morning coffee for someone who missed the whole last chapter: "Roofied myself to wake up in the future". What does "Roofied myself to wake up in the future" mean? Roofie is slang for a sedative slipped into a drink, notorious for blackouts and lost memories. The line makes the victim and the culprit one person, so the horror turns into a way to skip a bad stretch. This funny sayings coffee mug is a dark humor coffee mug for people who have read the news, and a witty coffee mug that cheats on the calendar. Funny sayings coffee mugs for men go this dark only on mugs.

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