Roofied myself
to wake up in the future™
Longsleeve
Style
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.
Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Plan A: sleep through the winter. Plan B: "Roofied myself to wake up in the future". What does "Roofied myself to wake up in the future" mean? Roofie is slang for a sedative secretly slipped into a drink that causes blackouts and memory loss, and the line makes the culprit and the victim one person, so the blackout is a way to arrive after the trouble. This is a dark humor long sleeve shirt for people who flinch at the news, a witty long sleeve shirt with a mean streak, and a funny sayings long sleeve shirt; funny sayings long sleeve shirts for men skip the explanation.
