Roofied myself
to wake up in the future™
Hat
Style
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Details
Our elegantly embroidered trucker hat is the crowning pinnacle of style. Featuring structured mesh panels for cooling airflow and the classic aesthetics of an adjustable snapback.
Design: Conceived in the twilight zone of the irrational mind and words unshackled by the confines of social constraints.
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Hand-wash only with light detergent in lukewarm water
- Air-dry on a flat surface
- Do not bleach
Material
60% cotton / 40% polyester- Structured
- Curved visor
- Lightweight, breathable mesh
- Unisex
- Adjustable snapback closure
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Lights out now, results later: "Roofied myself to wake up in the future". What does "Roofied myself to wake up in the future" mean? A roofie is a sedative sneaked into a drink, known for knocking people out and taking the memory with it. This joke makes the victim and the culprit the same person, so the blackout is a time machine and the future is the destination. As a funny sayings trucker hat it is a dark humor trucker hat, and as a witty trucker hat it is for the impatient. Funny sayings trucker hats for men rarely come this bleak. Set an alarm for spring.
