Roofied myself
to wake up in the future™
Shirt
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton. 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Roofied myself to wake up in the future" treats a drugged drink as a time machine, a funny sayings t-shirt for anyone dodging today. What does "Roofied myself to wake up in the future" mean? A roofie is slang for a sedative slipped into a drink that knocks a person out and wipes the memory. Here the victim and the culprit are the same person, so the crime becomes a trip: lights out today, wake up when it is over. That is a dark humor t-shirt, and a witty t-shirt for skipping winter. As funny sayings t-shirts for men go, this is the long way around a bad quarter.
