There's cocaine in my fentanyl™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"There's cocaine in my fentanyl" is a funny sayings sweatshirt that runs a real warning backward. What does "There's cocaine in my fentanyl" mean? The warning people actually hear is the reverse: fentanyl turns up inside other drugs, cocaine included, and that contamination kills people. Flip the nouns and the speaker greets it like a free upgrade. That is a dark humor sweatshirt with a flat delivery, and a witty sweatshirt for anyone who laughs at the headline instead of flinching. Among funny sayings sweatshirts for men, it quotes the news backward.
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