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There's cocaine in my fentanyl™

Longsleeve

Regular price $42
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Our supersoft and breathable unisex long sleeve immerses you in an infinite sea of comfort from sunrise to moonlight.

Design: Born in the shadows of hell with words fused together by psychedelic nightmares.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.
heather color sample 52% cotton / 48% polyester.
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Tapered shoulders
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Unisex
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"There's cocaine in my fentanyl" is a funny sayings long sleeve shirt that reads a health warning in a mirror. What does "There's cocaine in my fentanyl" mean? The real warning says fentanyl is turning up inside cocaine and other drugs, which is common and deadly serious. Swap the two and the speaker acts as if the contamination were the better half of the deal. A dark humor long sleeve shirt with a flat delivery, and a witty long sleeve shirt for the reader who laughs, then checks the news. It is also one of the funny sayings long sleeve shirts for men who read warnings as punchlines.

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